Humour and LifeStyle

Originally Posted by kevbud187 on http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8764190&postcount=37
how to annoy guitar center people mortally:
1) Get $150 + tax to spend
2) Go find the strat
3) take it to the effects station and test every effect
4) Go to the amps and play Smoke On The Water like 50 times or until everyone stares at you
5) Play it one last time with power chords
6) Break the fuck out of it on the ground
7) go pay for it
Leave
NOTE: Steps 7&8 are optional